Stanfords Finest

• Was overtaking cars two at a time in the desert in my big fuck off jeep. Its how we roll. Its alos how we drive. #
• But spaceships don't have rear view mirrors #
• Work to do today. Seemingly every weekend I have to study. It's a slog I tell thee. #
• Stuck in traffic in a shia part of town.black flags,veils the works. Not the nicest place in the world but not the worst #
• Is the king of Thailand dead? #king of thailand #
• Then a colleague tells me some coup is going down at work #
• Crazy fucking day. Wife texts me to say something big is going down but she cannot say what #
• Just listened to one track on repeat for an hour. Florence and the Machine 'you got the love' Remix bt the xx's. Amazing track #xx's #
• I feel like I am in a war. I want ticker tape when I get off the plane in November. Serious. #

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• There is some very unhappy locals in Bahrain. They will riot shortly. It keeps you on your toes I tell you #bahrain #
• Police everywhere. Every 1k flashing blue lights with a copper armed to the teeth standing looking at traffic. Welcome. #bahrain #
• Rhythm is a dancer? No its not. Rhythm can't dance can it Turbo B you knob. #
• The people of Essex are fighting genocide being inflicted on us by the media. Everyday more poison #essex #
• These are proper kebabs by the way. Not your rotating grey slab in pitta bread and lemon juice type pish #
• Having a lovley kebab in adilaya. Bahrain play NZ in a WC qualifying match tonight not that you'd know #bahrain #
• Car broke down.Starter motor.A nice stranger helped me to push it to the side of the road.sometimes Bahrain throws up nice surprises#bahrain #
• Thai embassy in Bahrain is great. A little corner of Thailand in this hideous arid outpost #Bahrain #
• The stabbing pains of homesickness get worse each day. Stil, I am back in the desert so that's a Good Thing. #
• So true Prince my old son. #
• Money don't matter 2 nite playing on the radio. The songs jist is that money is shit and you should make sure "your soul is alright" #

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• vile chelsea #
• Back to the desert tomorrow. My man made islands waiting for me. Great design in Bahrain at long last. Sleep easy Allah. #Bahrain #
• Spurs draw. Ugly draw but a draw. #thfc #
• Its Renegade Soundwave Saturday in my house #
• Mr Magic was not well known to us Brits as he was a US Rap DJ but he is infamous because of the Juice Crew/BDP war.Hip hop folklore #mrmagic #
• Now Mr Magic is dead. Another death in hip hop. One a week it seems. Funny, I was only listening to Magics Wand the other day #ripmrmagic #
• Just walked into an arabic bakery. Fantastic basebous. Gave me some free samples which is nice. #
• well, i can now say that i will be in Bangkok next month. Happy October everyone. #
• name change. preserve the ol anonymity #
• there may be some majority-are-Shiite, er, shit going down in the very-much-in-the-minority Sunni ruled Kingdom #Bahrain #
• plus loads of helicopters flying around all and now the internet is censored #Bahrain #
• one intersection had a copper in riot gear holding, i can only assume, a tear gas gun. not entirely pleasant. #Bahrain #
• so the drive back from the desert had police at every intersection of the motorway.flashing blue lights. #
• I have an awful cold. I will blame it on the arabs. Bastards. #

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• Something in me has snapped today. I'm off. #
• The monsoon lashes the garden. #
• Just had to run round what looked like a baby crocodile during the morning run #
• These jingoks stuck to the ceiling staring at me #trappy #
• Or is that McGiver? #
• Just chopped the end of my cigar off with the cooks blunt knife and lit it on her crude gas ring. I'm the Magiver of Bangkok. #
• Bang. Kok. Grid. Lock. #
• Foreign travellor looking dude riding a bus in bangkok.pointless as taxis cost about 10p but I guess you have to live the dream. #
• Breakfast of kings after two laps of the racetrack. Massage later. It's tough at the top. #
• RT: @RealTalibKweli Pete Rock likes the Hulk. A lot. Like he will watch every episode of the TV show. #thingsivelearnedontour #
• Beautiful languid morning in the gardan after last nights typhoon. Breakfast @ RBSC I hope… #
• Streaks of rain lash the citizens as they struggle under carrier bags and umbrellas. I shelter in an ancient Starbucks #
• Cats and dogs beat on the roof. Rainy season. #
• 'Paradise is very nice' once sung a later period LL Cool J. One can only agree. #
• Need some massaman in my life for lunch. The Cha Yen is also schweet. #
• No 3G in Bangkok. How do people live? #bangkok #
• Soi 33 thronged with sex pots and food. Dusky. #
• Really cannot be fucked with a corrupt Prem£ership anymore. I love spurs but when the game is rigged it's more WWF #
• Bangkok is busy in the rush hour whilst we hide in the oasis of the RBSC #

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• Bangkok is drenched in heat and sun. The sunday traffic ambles along in the colour and electricity and the temples omit an aromatic smoke #
• RIP Roc Raida. His scratches appeared on many classic albums and was mostly associated with Buckwild. Another RIP. #rocraida #
• Bangkok traffic is getting worse. It'll be even worse when the reds start their protests tomorrow. #
• Despite there being only four hours time difference between Bangkok and Bahrain there is an element of jetlag. #
• RT: @RealTalibKweli Kanye is my friend. I'm glad he apologized. All 3 times. Let's move on. #
• An ordeal of a flight later and I am in not so sunny Bangkok. Even in the gloom its wondeful. #
• Right, here we go. See you in bangkok. Xxx. #
• And its fucking heaving. No sign of ramadan with these fuckers #
• The great thing about bahrain is the secret airport boozer. Not many of those in the gulf.Its one of the few charming features of this rock #
• My samsung bag has just broke. Worlds stronget fucking bags my arse #
• Murderously long queue at the airport. Managed to dance through the unwashed in seconds thanks to no baggage (man bag apart) #
• Hot hot hot. Again. #
• Packing for Bangkok. Take me home. #
• Whole lotta junk pumping hard on the radio #
• Bekay. Give up now. Rubbish. I'm crying. #
• UGK. Like That remix. Fire. #
• RT: @RealTalibKweli RT @AndrewGayle http://harryallen.info/?p=5154 Kanyes racist backlash. saw this coming a mile away. @harryallen #
• More guns than roses #
• Its all a subtext for race anyway Rednecks leading the charge. Still sore about Obama? #wankers #
• Kanye is an asshole but its getting a little out of proportion now. #
• I lost my auction. Epic fail. #
• The rush of an ebay auction is quite something #

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• Lasagne in a tin. What an invention. #
• Sunday bloody sunday. #
• Oh well #thfc #
• Wall Street is an awsome film #
• Money makes you so things you don't want to do #wallstreet #
• I never realised my decline was so visible #
• Just been talking to an american bird. We talk then her husband comes over and she introduces me"this is Dan,he's falling apart…" #
• I think we're alone now #
• RT: @GhostfaceKillah All you gotta do is cook ya man a meal and that niggah will have a special place in his heart for you. #WizardofPoetry #
• So fatigued I could shit #
• Shit shit shit #
• You've got to have freedom. #
• Dubai tomorrow. #
• The sound of the evening prayer across the city on a still balmy night sends shivers up the spine. #

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• RT: @hiphopquotables U no its hard out here 4 a pimp/When he tryin 2 get his money 4 d rent/4 d Cadilac & gas money spent #
• Not just for girls #
• Every hetro tweets. #
• So close yet so far. #
• Just sweated out last nights beer over a 40 min run #
• Cannot get a copy of Batman in bahrain because of custom issues. Hopless. #
• Word. #
• Can tweet in meetings. Amazing. #
• Who cares? #
• Things come in threes. First the rolex died now the motor. What next? I'm going for the camera. #
• Car broken down. What a pain the arse #budgetarecunts #
• You can never accuse me of not doing my bit for Spurs. Two new yoids created in two years. We don't die we just multiply. #
• 4D scan of my baby looks amazing. Very clear. Very beautiful. #
• Hateful vibes #
• Morning. The sky is blue and the sun is out just like it is every day #

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• Why does everyone hate GaGa? She's just a singer that likes to dress up. Why the hate? #
• Can I believe in England again? #
• Yoids #
• Ramadan is alright. Everyone is chilled and starving. No troubles at all. #
• Man alive its hot. #
• Yoids #
• Splured on discogs like a mother. G Rap Poison OG, Road to Riches OG and Uptown Shit OG. #discogs #
• Just finished all. 5 seasons of the wire. Such brilliance. Tv art #
• Banks go mental during ramadan. shit hours and much waiting araaaaand #
• God is a dj and he's rocking this planet. Well, that's according to a very shit tshirt some geezer is wearing in this here bank. #
• Does everyone tweet when waiting to do something else? #
• 7am. A new week starts. The rest of the world has a lie in with the sunday papers.fucked up. #
• Rolexs are expensive to repair as I have just found to my horror #

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• Cricket will be ace #
• Ramadan is excellent. You finish work early and go and get pissed. #
• Its a festival of sport. Need two screens. Football on one cricket on the other #
• The bit about cricket is the getting pissed as you watch it #
• The ashes are ours surely bar some cruel wicked twist of fate #

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