Stanfords Finest

• Was overtaking cars two at a time in the desert in my big fuck off jeep. Its how we roll. Its alos how we drive. #
• But spaceships don't have rear view mirrors #
• Work to do today. Seemingly every weekend I have to study. It's a slog I tell thee. #
• Stuck in traffic in a shia part of town.black flags,veils the works. Not the nicest place in the world but not the worst #
• Is the king of Thailand dead? #king of thailand #
• Then a colleague tells me some coup is going down at work #
• Crazy fucking day. Wife texts me to say something big is going down but she cannot say what #
• Just listened to one track on repeat for an hour. Florence and the Machine 'you got the love' Remix bt the xx's. Amazing track #xx's #
• I feel like I am in a war. I want ticker tape when I get off the plane in November. Serious. #

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• There is some very unhappy locals in Bahrain. They will riot shortly. It keeps you on your toes I tell you #bahrain #
• Police everywhere. Every 1k flashing blue lights with a copper armed to the teeth standing looking at traffic. Welcome. #bahrain #
• Rhythm is a dancer? No its not. Rhythm can't dance can it Turbo B you knob. #
• The people of Essex are fighting genocide being inflicted on us by the media. Everyday more poison #essex #
• These are proper kebabs by the way. Not your rotating grey slab in pitta bread and lemon juice type pish #
• Having a lovley kebab in adilaya. Bahrain play NZ in a WC qualifying match tonight not that you'd know #bahrain #
• Car broke down.Starter motor.A nice stranger helped me to push it to the side of the road.sometimes Bahrain throws up nice surprises#bahrain #
• Thai embassy in Bahrain is great. A little corner of Thailand in this hideous arid outpost #Bahrain #
• The stabbing pains of homesickness get worse each day. Stil, I am back in the desert so that's a Good Thing. #
• So true Prince my old son. #
• Money don't matter 2 nite playing on the radio. The songs jist is that money is shit and you should make sure "your soul is alright" #

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• vile chelsea #
• Back to the desert tomorrow. My man made islands waiting for me. Great design in Bahrain at long last. Sleep easy Allah. #Bahrain #
• Spurs draw. Ugly draw but a draw. #thfc #
• Its Renegade Soundwave Saturday in my house #
• Mr Magic was not well known to us Brits as he was a US Rap DJ but he is infamous because of the Juice Crew/BDP war.Hip hop folklore #mrmagic #
• Now Mr Magic is dead. Another death in hip hop. One a week it seems. Funny, I was only listening to Magics Wand the other day #ripmrmagic #
• Just walked into an arabic bakery. Fantastic basebous. Gave me some free samples which is nice. #
• well, i can now say that i will be in Bangkok next month. Happy October everyone. #
• name change. preserve the ol anonymity #
• there may be some majority-are-Shiite, er, shit going down in the very-much-in-the-minority Sunni ruled Kingdom #Bahrain #
• plus loads of helicopters flying around all and now the internet is censored #Bahrain #
• one intersection had a copper in riot gear holding, i can only assume, a tear gas gun. not entirely pleasant. #Bahrain #
• so the drive back from the desert had police at every intersection of the motorway.flashing blue lights. #
• I have an awful cold. I will blame it on the arabs. Bastards. #

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• Something in me has snapped today. I'm off. #
• The monsoon lashes the garden. #
• Just had to run round what looked like a baby crocodile during the morning run #
• These jingoks stuck to the ceiling staring at me #trappy #
• Or is that McGiver? #
• Just chopped the end of my cigar off with the cooks blunt knife and lit it on her crude gas ring. I'm the Magiver of Bangkok. #
• Bang. Kok. Grid. Lock. #
• Foreign travellor looking dude riding a bus in bangkok.pointless as taxis cost about 10p but I guess you have to live the dream. #
• Breakfast of kings after two laps of the racetrack. Massage later. It's tough at the top. #
• RT: @RealTalibKweli Pete Rock likes the Hulk. A lot. Like he will watch every episode of the TV show. #thingsivelearnedontour #
• Beautiful languid morning in the gardan after last nights typhoon. Breakfast @ RBSC I hope… #
• Streaks of rain lash the citizens as they struggle under carrier bags and umbrellas. I shelter in an ancient Starbucks #
• Cats and dogs beat on the roof. Rainy season. #
• 'Paradise is very nice' once sung a later period LL Cool J. One can only agree. #
• Need some massaman in my life for lunch. The Cha Yen is also schweet. #
• No 3G in Bangkok. How do people live? #bangkok #
• Soi 33 thronged with sex pots and food. Dusky. #
• Really cannot be fucked with a corrupt Prem£ership anymore. I love spurs but when the game is rigged it's more WWF #
• Bangkok is busy in the rush hour whilst we hide in the oasis of the RBSC #

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